“My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ‘ah was that you?’ And I didn’t have the heart to tell her.”
– Sean Maguire (Robin Williams) in Goodwill Hunting
This is what happens when you fall in love. You don’t need to wear any kind of perfume or special scent. Any and all natural body odors will be met with, “Aww, isn’t that cute?” That’s the thing about love – you’re allowed to be yourself. You don’t need to wear a mask or hide behind a manufactured persona, you can just be you, even if the real you is dorky, silly and clumsy. So be proud of who you are and never compromise on your personality for somebody else. Don’t settle for somebody who does not value each and every one of your wonderful little idiosyncrasies! But honestly, if I wind up getting married to a woman who farts in her sleep, I’ll probably make her sleep on the couch.