Sleep Farter


“My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went β€˜ah was that you?’ And I didn’t have the heart to tell her.”

– Sean Maguire (Robin Williams) in Goodwill Hunting

This is what happens when you fall in love. You don’t need to wear any kind of perfume or special scent. Any and all natural body odors will be met with, “Aww, isn’t that cute?” That’s the thing about love – you’re allowed to be yourself. You don’t need to wear a mask or hide behind a manufactured persona, you can just be you, even if the real you is dorky, silly and clumsy. So be proud of who you are and never compromise on your personality for somebody else. Don’t settle for somebody who does not value each and every one of your wonderful little idiosyncrasies! But honestly, if I wind up getting married to a woman who farts in her sleep, I’ll probably make her sleep on the couch.


8 thoughts on “Sleep Farter

  1. ellenbest24

    How cruel to blog about your ladies relaxed digestion. I would be mortified if the husband told of my bodily functions let alone if he then posted them on a blog. Then you say if you end up with a wife with wind … now i am confused are you married does he/she have wind? Maybe my android isn’t showing me something? Either way for your information ladies don’t ‘Fart’ they perfume the air with warmth and affection just as they delicately glow when warm… never fart nor sweat.πŸ˜„πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜…

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